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Why hasnt the world figured out REAL MEN pay for sex? I'm a male senior high schooler and I know, without being around the block for that long. I think lesbians get sex for free and so I think that if guys get sex for free they are just big fat *******. Men were ment to spend there money on sex. Pussy likes Pussy, I strongly believe REAL MEN with balls pay for sex. Cuz all women deep down inside get sex for free, because there all lesbians. | | A real man doesn't pay for sex; he pays for the woman to leave afterwards. | Weight machines, or free weights? ok so i know this may sound like a pussy outlook, but im going to start weight training, and to be honest, i don't care about it as a sport. so i don't care how much i can lift, or strength i just want to look cut, and lean. so what im asking is if i were to only have access to EITHER (not both) free weights or machines, what should i choose?
the reason im wondering is because i have two gym choices, each only offering either type of training.
oh one more thing im fat, lol im not skinny trying to bulk up, im heavy trying to cut-up and look good. | decide which you would like better.
free weights are NOT superior to machines
i lift at home and only have free weights and a chin up bar.
when i have belonged to a gym i use machines 95% of the time.
because i like machines better. i enjoy it more and if someone enjoys something then they are more likely to stick with it.
you can accomplish your goals either way. | I never feel like working out. How can I get motivated? Im not a lazy person but when it comes to working out, I am. I always say to myself that ill work out later but never end up doing. I just keep making up pussy-a** excuses not to. Now that school sports are all over for me, I have a lot more free time. How do I get motivated? p.s im not fat, at all, I just want to get jacked and gain weight. | | Just imagine the body of your dreams and say to yourself that you wont get it if you don't eat and workout. Watch some videos from bodybuilders, look at pictures of others who ave achieved what you want... | HEY NBA Fans!! did you know this..? Kobe is better then jordon in everything. u jordon nut huggers r dilusional.
DONT EVEN TRY PROVEING ME WRONG THESE R ******* FACTS
ok first of all he is a way better shooter. he is a better scorer. he is a better layup maker and dunker (could jordon do some of those wind mills kobe did)?
he is a better defender, stealer, and blocker oviously if u think other wise u r retarded. he is a better passer jordon was a ball hog. hes a better rebounder no dout. he is a better winner he had 3 rings at a earlier age then jordon got 1. (i dont wana hear any bull **** about shaq being the main guy hes just a fat *** mother ****** who couldnt even make a free throw)
hes more clutch he has more game winning shots he does way better in the play offs and finals and hes already been to 7 finals jordon only 6 times. jordon had pippin who is a top 10 all time player hes better than shaq and 10 times better then pau pussy *** gasol.
- kobe is the goat everyone is in denile when he retires with more total points then jordon u losers will have no choice but to except that hes way better | | ...................... | Roastin (like talk/ make fun of/ play around)? Okay SOME ppl say i dont know how to roast..
some ppl say im pretty good for a white girl.
tell me your opinion.
here's some things i said to this broud today..
howd you get yur hairline? a mega sharpiee!
you smell lik hot goat sex!
you look lik a hammer head shark!
this chick so fat got a coin slot belly button it say one free suck up you stick yur coin in an get what you want!
you smell lik pussy fingers an peanut butter!
where you get your hair greased? long john silvers.
this boy look lik onea them tap dancing penguins!
cookie monster lookin boy yum yum yum!
whered yo j'z come from? thrift store.
lookin lik you carry a lowes grocery bag for a purse!
i lik your hair whered you get it done? Tracks are us? | Well, alrighty then.
(I've had an urge to say that for months!) | Are these jokes funny or poor humor tell me what you think people.? #1
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them out loud)
1) That’s not right ....Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ....Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP ....Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man .... Dum ***
5) Small Horse .... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift.... Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here .... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ....Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ! .... No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week .... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ....Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile ....Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ! .... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .... Fa Kin Su Pah
Dildo...Fun Toi
Ex-wife...Fa Kin Sau
Jesus Guy...Ho Li Boi
Give me the money!...Pei Nau
Where´s the restroom?...Ai Pee Nau
I absolutely agree!...No Daut
Stop teasing me!...Tat Nut Funi
Go for a ride for free...Hit Hai King
My friend is homo...He Gai
Your price is too high...Ai No Bai Dam Ting
That was an unauthorized execution..Lin Ching
You are not very bright .... Yu So Dum
Having an early orgasm.... Kum Tu Suun
Saying the same thing....Ri Pi Ting
Are You horny?....Yu dik Har
You´re just stupid.... Fak Ju
Oh, You´ve been smoking as well?....Ju Tu Hai
Now I understand....Ai See Nau
Let´s get outta here!....Fa Kin Run
I´m just so horny....Ma Dik Big
Microsoft sucks!.... Fa Kin Kom Pu Da
Is'nt it cold to pee outdoor?....Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee
I didn´t know that You could sing?....Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
I got this for free....Ai No Pei
#2Once there where two balls they always argued about who was bigger but they never settled it and one day their tall friend jimmy said you know what? Both of yall are nuts!
#3Why is Orgasm a 6 letter Word? Because its Easier to Spell than........... Ohmygodyesohshitdeeperyesgodpleasefuckme…
#4There once was a rooster and a cat walking on the pier the cat fell into the water and the rooster stood there and laughed at the cat struggling in the water...
The moral of this story is where ever there is a wet pussy there is a happy cock
#5After 20 yrs of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a dildo on her. She said explain the dildo fool. He said explain the guys! *****!
#6There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head, stick me in a dark room and bang my head against a wall until I throw up and pass out! | | omg LMAO!!!! :D | The world is coming to an end? The world is messed up. Racism floods the streets. People hate each other because everyone is too much of a pussy to handle the n-word. Oh my fken god! He said it!! Let's do things like kick television shows off the air and ruin people's careers. Get the fk over it.
People in America would rather help those in foreign countries than their own. Why do we send so much money to other countries but leave our own homeless to rot in the streets?
And what's with the welfare checks? I work my *** off every day to put food on the table for my family, while some fat ***** is sitting at home with 8 guys collecting a free check from the government because she 'can't' work. Disgusting.
Some people in America think that 9/11 was staged, and others support terrorism by supporting people like Chavez. When will it end? Do people learn? Do people care? If you hate the country, and those in it, then get the fk out!!1 No one's making you stay.
This bullshit's gotta end. It has to. | So, you object to helping foreigners, and yet you complain that a few cents of your dollar goes to help a mom with "eight guys"?!? Smell I a hypocrite?
Yeah... having different opinions on who caused 9/11 and whether Chavez has some valid points about Bush hardly makes someone a terrorist, and it's sort of offensive and funny that you'd think so.
America was founded on dissent. Our country exists because our Founding Fathers stood up to the oppressive government of the Thirteen Colonies. If you don't like a little free thought and clash of ideas, then YOU "get the "f*ck out"! | What do you think of my rap verses? About to run away with it call me Tim Tebow,
Got your girl callin out her numbers like bingo,
All my boys up in this *****..but none of your people,
Bad ***** I’m with all about the wood...home depot,
I do this for my people, drop the beat and re-cord,
Cruising like the sea port, spittin like a retard,
Getting more pussy then you ever saw or dreamed of,
Eat you up like fritos, easy… free throws,
Got a four loko in my system now I’m chillin,
You know I ain’t stopping till I’m counting to a million,
Booty so fat she has to got to be Brazilian,
Got the hoes starin at me like I look familiar,
Got the engine revving, I ain’t doin the speed limit,
There’s a little left in that bottle… I’m a kill it,
Down by one, I got the ball then we gonna win it,
She wanna have my baby… no condom when I’m in it,
Keep an eye on your girl cause be disappearing,
You can’t really blame her when I am so appealing,
You know how it is, she screamin when I hit it,
Love makes you blind and bitches are deceiving,
If only you could picture it,
Shorty got her camera out, she wanna make a porno flick,
And she got her hills on, the panties off she look so thick,
That is why I keep her… my nasty little horny freak. | | is this a joke? | Review my rap plz?!?!?!? I'm in a rhyme u can't see the scene,when these bitches scream it's like a scenario I see it on no arrow so **** u and yo fat *** depressions i know u ain't usher cause there ain't no confession, so leave the session,
I'm in season but u can mess with me but remember nothing ain't free, messin with me has a fee so jump off ur glee, I spit when u rap, I vomit when u fight cuz looking at u reminds of a sick ***** ready to get ticked when she gets tipped, don't show ur tricks we know u can't rap or smack so lay flat and leave the town, don't pronounce that noun cause let's pause round, - now let's finish this verse we know ur cursed, we all know ur a pussy, have u met Lucy? What u gotta lose don't be a rip off take it to dip then lip it. The next day will be the text day whatcha say, oh, sorry jasons changing laces but put em braces, u know what we trust in. U like dust then don't act with class imma call u mallases, don't act cool u fool don't give me rules u ****** stick a magnet up ur ***, malasses, imma punch u oh what i broke ur glasses? Well that's how we role here *****, play cool with some rule don't get nude met Luda he can flip it, and put some in ya I know u curl take that pearl | This isn't bad. Just try and move more to the political side of things, but combine your aggression with that an learn to flow a bit more. That will get youu respect and get youu further. So not bad but take my advice and PRACTICE!
Check mine out please: answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqHR31_MLgcm2SRpIvcU5lrsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20100726151914AA7AxH5
^^It's about society and stereotypes!
Cheers! | What do u think of my rap!? I'm in a rhyme u can't see the scene,when these bitches scream it's like a scenario I see it on no arrow so **** u and yo fat *** depressions i know u ain't usher cause there ain't no confession, so leave the session,
I'm in season but u can mess with me but remember nothing ain't free, messin with me has a fee so jump off ur glee, I spit when u rap, I vomit when u fight cuz looking at u reminds of a sick ***** ready to get ticked when she gets tipped, don't show ur tricks we know u can't rap or smack so lay flat and leave the town, don't pronounce that noun cause let's pause round, -this is for the west we know ur a mess, now for my ****** in the east we know u ain't neat, now these strippers play role up that pole, u owe me so don't low. now let's finish this verse we know ur cursed, we all know ur a pussy, have u met Lucy? What u gotta lose don't be a rip off take it to dip then lip it. The next day will be the text day whatcha say, oh, sorry jasons changing laces but put em braces, u know what we trust on u *****, don't give me lyrical rhymes u criminal mind, - this is for the west we know ur a mess, now for my ****** in the east we know u ain't neat, now these strippers play role up that pole, u owe me so don't low, - leave my garden u Martian we know ur different, this is for my nation and my number one station, I'm in abomination, I don't do autotune I ain't t-pain, I don't cut my veins, I ain't Wayne either he makes it rain, like I said, don't make me red, - u know this game Jammie, now shut up and drive for a change, - I took shawty to the bar she got real naughty when we sip some baccardi, we hit that party to make it go down, I see this darkness when this ****** takes a step he don't pay for rent, he only pays for his bitches bents, the circulation vent is a specific length, now we know u, it's like dice I don't pay for rice, - this is for the west we know ur a mess, now for my ****** in the east we know u ain't neat, now these strippers play role up that pole, u owe me so don't low, | | my dude you have weak punchlines and your flow sounds mad generic, i saw most of the rhymes coming before u actually said them but hey you never know maybe it'll sound better if/when u record it if you put some sort of inflection on your voice, but in terms of lyrical quality its pretty wack |
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